Chris Davis (PC Voice), Adrian Hartman (ATB), Pete Schauerte (Castle Ford), Scott Korbett (Carpet Cowboy) stuck in Ranchland Jail, hoping you will post our bail
Josh Davis photo
A quick trip to Pincher Creek's Ranchland Mall went awry for yours truly. Shortly after arriving and finally meeting Voice columnist Rob Bernshaw in person for the first time, I was arrested by two burly football players, Thane Buckingham and Brenden Lissel of the Pincher Creek Mustangs, on the charge of Snooping Into Other People's Business, and incarcerated in a makeshift prison with several other dodgy looking characters.
I'm hoping someone will bail me out soon. Mr. Bernshaw has graciously contributed to my potential freedom, and I'm hoping some of you, gentle readers, will take pity on my plight and free me in time for my gig in Waterton this evening. Not too soon though, fellow inmate Adrian Hartman says he has a cake coming.
Update: I managed to escape custody, not time for updates at the moment, on the lam, but I did notice more of my fellow citizens being arrested as I snuck away. You might want to see if you have any friends or loved ones who need your assistance to make bail. You might want to pay a little extra to keep them in.
I don't see a toilet in the corner - how you boys holding up??? Many thanks for to you all for your support for the Mustang kids and your efforts to keep the love of the game alive!
ReplyDeleteGood thing you got away. We need a reporter to cover the SAWHDA action at Crestvirew Lodge Saturday at 1:30 pm. It's seniors' week you know...
ReplyDeleteDid the cake for Adrian Hartman contain a file? Working for ATB I am guessing file management is something he is quite good at.
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